Me, who hasn’t cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈
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Me, who hasn’t cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈
Just grab em by the… oh my
It’s almost like it was a debate, and not a clown show
Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…
“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”
I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
Using YouTube? Absolutely proprietary.
And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?
I was sitting here like “I didn’t know Italy was part of the US” because the title sucks ass, so here’s the bit you are looking for
sent wire transfers through US financial institutions to pay North Korea
Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
🤢
one late night, cruising with friends and chatting:
“you know, we should put a minugun on the prius for our getaway vehicle. defensive and economical! nobody will be able to follow us!”
and the reaction was basically [meme]
Pfft, ez pz
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: “it’s showtime” 😎
Everyone: flies straight off the cliff
“it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it”