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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.

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I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • jontree255@lemmy.world
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    Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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      Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        Oh shit. Shots fired!

      • Case@lemmynsfw.com
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        You’re not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.

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      When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don’t make sense…

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      Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

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        I noticed this one won’t work since there isn’t a single emoji.

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    I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time… Facing west of course

    • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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      True west or magnetic west?

      • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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        Adam West

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          Pure West.

          How come Batman doesn’t dance anymore?

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    WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

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    That’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

    it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.

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    What did they even get the ticket for??

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      My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

        • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.

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