Optimistic of them to think there’s going to be any IRS employees come April.
The problem solved itself
The government lacks object permanence. Once they send the letter and it arrives, do NOT return it or the government will remember that you owe taxes for your vulva-scented candle scheme that went tits up because Gwyneth Paltrow, that bitch, stole your idea when you mentioned it in passing at the lip-thinner emporium. Just burn it like your stock of 10,000 candles, and the government will be none the wiser
I forgot to capitalize one letter and I did three years hard time. Always capitalize every letter when doing a “return to sender” to the IRS.
You fool! Capitalize everything except irs. It signals they are not worthy of capitalization and, by extension and though Him, you are not capitulating.
