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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

They're here to save your soul

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

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      The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It’s not a no, but it’s gonna be more difficult.

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        Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

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        I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately

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      Now there’s a brand new sentence (probably)

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        nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

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      Thank you, Internet.

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      What the fuck

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        Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

        Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

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