Sorry, a friendly barista means the coffee is crap

Pay your fucking taxes Starbucks

My spouse is a Starbucks barista. “You are special” goes on 90% of the cups she hands out. She puts actual effort into it for the people who are underappreciated workers like nurses and teachers.

It’s Marketing all the way down.

People that are thinking an enterprise genuinely would care for them are a special breed of idiots.

This is what the executive who commutes by plane decided was a good idea?

I’ve even heard that they’re not making the coffee just because they want to either.

“Welcome to Costco, I love you”