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minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·11 days agoI never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·11 days agoThat’s called a jeanis.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoIs it jeans season again?
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 days agoIt is always jeans season on Lemmy
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 days agoI think the joke is that he has an erection.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoI know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord” I miss that one sometimes…
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoThere’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoNah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button. Jeanis is correct.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoErections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 days agoIt’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 days agoWorst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoI have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoYou are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink. You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
That’s called a jeanis.
We’ve already been through this
Is it jeans season again?
It is always jeans season on Lemmy
I think the joke is that he has an erection.
Jeanis
I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”
I miss that one sometimes…
There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.
Jeanis is correct.
Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc