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Trex202@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Price is right too

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Price is right too

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Trex202@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Isn’t the bone on the outside?

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.

    -management

  • Kalvin Carefour Johnny@kadaikupi.online
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    @Trex202
    Boneless chickens are eggs? Ahhh make sense… Eggs are still chickenz
    @lemmyshitpost

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    Obligatory: Most eggs aren’t fertilised. So they don’t contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken’s period.

    • BBQuicktime@thelemmy.club
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      More accurate to say that you’re eating baby food for chickens, since that’s what’s sustaining the embryos until they hatch.

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      Are you saying chicken periods have bones?

      Because I’m not seeing the lie…

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        If you drink period blood you’re not eating a human

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          Not a whole one, but a part of one…
          …like a chicken leg.

    • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      uwu

      I hope the chicken didn’t consent. It’s more fun that way!

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      You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.

      Got it.

      • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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        23 hours ago

        By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          I was just making a pun on “period.”

          • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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            22 hours ago

            I am quite dense, apologies

        • samus12345@lemm.ee
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          20 hours ago

          Every sperm is sacred

          Every sperm is great

          If a sperm is wasted

          God gets quite irate!

          • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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            What about protestant chickens?

            • samus12345@lemm.ee
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              Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.

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          I mean, depending on who you ask, you’ll get some different answers to that.

  • PotatoLibre@feddit.it
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    • Boneless
    • Lactose-free
    • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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      • Gluten-free
      • Vegan (the chickens)
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    You know it’s old, because eggs do not cost even remotely that much anymore…

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      $4.20 a dozen… maybe not where you live

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