Traditions are peer pressure from dead people
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32·2 days agoSo we turn it so far right it will end up left
Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate
Sounds like a good stand up comedy bit
It’s a tv prank show, take a non support beam and replace it with a slightly more bent one each day
125·6 days agoSome companies would tell you not to take gifts in case they look like bribes
2·6 days agoI thought they were breaking into your basement to tell you they won’t watch your kid and you still have to buy them health insurance
From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
Make an app where balatro joker teaches you other card games
They play the sun tonight so we will see
Building ab muscles doesn’t burn belly fat, a six pack requires more than crunches.
13·13 days agoNew gig economy app
That’s the idea behind significant figures in high school science
1.9 is more precise because it has 2 significant figures
Physicists have discovered that the shortest division of time possible is the time between the light turning green and the car behind you honking.