The other day I had a slight, sharp pain in my foot and then noticed hella blood on my sandal. A piece of glass had managed to penetrate the sole and stab me.

Why am I bringing this up? Because it barely hurt. Literal glass stabbing my foot hurt less than stepping on a Lego.

Lego will be Le Fin of me

Old as hell, but still makes me laugh

Very good! 😆

What, it stood on the entire LEGO building system, did it? Did it?