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minus-squareShardikprime@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 days agoComputer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts. Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me. Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable. Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000% Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well Disengage ALL safety protocols. Execute and run program.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agooh for fucks sake, PIERCE BROSNAN WAS IN THIS?!
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-223 hours agoWhat’s more, King denounces this film for its butchering of his story. There’s a great Rifftrax of this movie.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoTBH, King isn’t exactly the opinion to behold on film adaptations, he hated the shining and the stuff he directed has been said to be dogshit. Although lawnmowerman is a fucking dumpster fire.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoCocaine abuse’ll do that. Regardless, the movie is brilliantly bad. Not to mention this wasn’t enough to stop Brosnan’s becoming James Bond in that character’s first post Cold-War role, Goldeneye.
Computer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts.
Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me.
Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable.
Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000%
Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well
Disengage ALL safety protocols.
Execute and run program.
hold up lawnmower man…
Virtuosity?
oh for fucks sake, PIERCE BROSNAN WAS IN THIS?!
What’s more, King denounces this film for its butchering of his story. There’s a great Rifftrax of this movie.
TBH, King isn’t exactly the opinion to behold on film adaptations, he hated the shining and the stuff he directed has been said to be dogshit.
Although lawnmowerman is a fucking dumpster fire.
Cocaine abuse’ll do that. Regardless, the movie is brilliantly bad. Not to mention this wasn’t enough to stop Brosnan’s becoming James Bond in that character’s first post Cold-War role, Goldeneye.