Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.
“Didn’t you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don’t exist or am evil if I do?”
Not evil, indifferent.
If he has the power to stop the suffering, being indifferent to it is evil. If not, sure.
Maybe, but does your indifference to the insects you kill while hiking make you evil?
Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread
I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure
The Big Man … Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?
With the recent history in aviation, I’m going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they’re still Boeing products?
trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.
Please let them both ride it together, please please please.
Oh wow, what’s the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!
It’s good they chose Boeing to build it lol
And will blame liberals. Vance would probably call for open violence on any non white christans
As liberals are the other half of the same coin, they are responsible for at least half the horrible shit that happens in the country. Why not give them the blame for killing the president though, it could be the one useful thing they do in the last several years!
What are we responsible for?
how so? all of it was caused by solely republicans, and what did we cause? DEI wokeness? those are all conservative inventions.
Trump is completely right on this issue. Despite the fact his plane is produced by a company plagued with consistent quality control issues I believe this should be rushed into service as quickly as possible. In fact, I agree that the anyone including temp workers should be allowed in to get this thing in the air today.
I’ll even help.
SpaceX and BOEING engineers. You know what to do, right? GET TO WORK!
OceanGate!
I was gonna say, hopefully Trump’s up for some deep sea exploration next!
Next will be SkyGate. The year the GateVatar will be born.
funny thing stockton used “used defective airplane parts to make that sub”
Would be even better if they got boeing to help too. Would be just the best plane ever, such a great plane. Other people would look at it (as it explodes in a fireball in the sky) and say wow what a beautiful thing
We know you can make it happen God, we’ve seen you do it with that skit-of-skits billionaire sub thing God. We know you just need them to all willingly line up God. Well they’re lining up, God! They’re willingly lining up! It’s your time to shine God!
Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they’ve replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones… Let’s do this!
Dear Boeing,
I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.
DOGE needs to get rid of those pesky safety regulations holding up the plane.
I hear getting rid of QA and QC makes the job go quicker while being cheaper.
I can confirm, it does indeed.
Quick Actions, Quite Cheap
It’s the pressure differential between the top and bottom of the wings that hold up the plane
The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.
Some things are worth it.
Agreed, I just hope the flight crew has a trapdoor with a rack of chutes somewhere, they don’t deserve to be punished for being good Airmen
Yeah, they’ll say that no matter how he dies. “Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!”
He’ll get the pox and they’ll have to cook up some kind of “ultra super duper deep state, for real this time” to blame it on
Or, “He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray”.
No matter how he dies, there will be a contingent insisting he isn’t actually dead.
Some of those insane QAnon people think JFK is still alive. Not JFK, Jr. JFK. Who was born in 1917.
Would it be so bad if it was?
So…
Could Musk be useful for something after all?
Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.
The less safe the better.
