• dick_fineman@discuss.online
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    5 days ago

    Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

    Me: you could install more RAM.

    FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

    Me: …no, it’s hardware…you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

    FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

    …I was fired a week later because she “felt threatened”. Lol.

    • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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      4 days ago

      I had that happen after I told the IT manager who always showed up drunk that his flash drives weren’t working because he couldn’t expect to buy an 8 pack of 1TB flash drives of amazon for $30 and that he was at worst handing out viruses.

      I also told the interns to demand full time positions for doing all the work and not be taken advantage of so that didn’t help with the HR director.