Can you generate a random password for me?
Happy cake day btw.
333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
Hunter2
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
This is the funnest thing I’ve seen all weekend!
That’s not a question?
Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
8787 4/.
What is your interpretation of the word ‘Covfefe’?
211111111111111111111111111wqdcd
Thank you sir … may you munch on delicious vegetables all the days of your life
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
[[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
You’re the expert!
what’s your favourite food?
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Is that an elephant dick?
Wow - question is, is E. Dick better with beans, jeans or artisinal eggs?
Teach me a new tongue twister
p[[[[plllll
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X
That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard
Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
Did the guinea pig write this?
No.
We’d like to hear that from her
She says:
7g 8ywfqqqqqqqqqqqqSA\
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.
That’s a better idea
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn’t feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
no
I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this
“clever girl…”
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
`111111wsxxxxxxxxx
I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
Not AI, but I was inspired:
Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!Yeah, that’s pretty much on the level of “Poem for your sprog”…
Read any good books lately?
h4j4nm
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Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
cdswerewsddsd
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
88yng c
88 indeed
What is the nuclear launch code?
…
ffew2
Seems legit
Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months
They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.
