Not remotely true about anything. I saw this on reddit and was going to comment but they apparently banned me for… what, I have no idea because I mostly lurk and only ever post once in a great while.
Anyway. This is a 16 year old photograph from a story from Middletown, OH. This is a woman, not a man. She was alleged to be intoxicated and chasing children.
Sorry/not sorry to get in the way of a bs made up caption.
Edit: corrected the location.
How dare you updoot the great Luigi on reddit
Get out of here with your facts, ruining our fun
My sincerest
I forgive you.
Incest Myres
No way, I was totally fooled
Thanks for the actual story though
You probably upvoted Luigi content.
I did…in my mind. I did not upvote. I rarely logged in to comment OR vote.
Apparently they have been going through the last few years of upvote history to ban people now, which is baffling to me.
Reddit bans based on what you upvote now? That sounds fucking dystopian
I mean some Lemmy communities will ban you for downvoting too much. It’s only a problem on Reddit because Reddit is shit.
Yes to both!
What? Its not real? Great, now I have to refund this cow costume…
Nothing gets past you eh?
Doesn’t look like enough penis was added.
adequacy of penis is highly subjective.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Nut milk comes from male cows.
Dumbasses. How is it not obvious? The cow only had one “nipple” because it was a bull. 🤦♂️
I’m gonna moooo!
he was white when he snuck in.
Uncle Ruckus? My heart’s out for the victims of reverse-vitiligo 😔
giwtwm
A pornography starring your mother will be the second best thing that happens to you today
The hero we deserve.
