• Kissaki@programming.dev
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    26 days ago

    no no no, this is the wrong way around

    because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      26 days ago

      Sales: "Can we do this?

      Dev: “No, we cannot.”

      Sales: “Uhhhh… But I already told the customer we could.”

      Dev: “That’s called lying. You lied to the customer.”

      Sales: “…So you’ll have it done next week?”

      Dev: “I’m going to need at least three weeks.”

      Sales: “…But I already told the customer two weeks.”

      Dev: Sigh