Avoid talking to them!
They might make sense, and we haven’t finished indoctrinating you!
They call me godless when they use Comic Sans top to bottom.
Hey you sure seem grumpy. Are you atheist?
Holy shit. I can’t believe I recognize this art.
This shit is ancient, and it was drawn as satire/bait. Nobody is handing out these flyers seriously. This post is rather embarrassing. Satire is dead I guess.
Edit: sources:
Source for text: scroll for text. I don’t know where the goat went. This website is a high-effort satire page that hasn’t been updated since like 2010. Looks real at first glance but just click around, it’s clearly not a real church.
witnessing techniques
I’m not even gonna ask.
It’s their word for “proselytizing”
I love tricking people into neglecting god’s word.
Avoid talking to them
Yes please
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Very advanced witnessing techniques are required, such as compromat or threat of hanging.
I don’t believe in a higher power. That’s why I’m so fucking grumpy. It’s certainly not because we can’t have healthcare. It’s not because of a genocide. It’s not because workers are exploited. Not because our planet is destroyed. No, it’s all because I don’t believe in a cloud man.
Witness to me and I’ll gore you with my horns. Bah.
You cannot attempt to battle an atheist unless you’re a level 10 Christian with at least a max level crucifix.
