It’s important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
Watch out she got his nose! *blam* *blam* *blam*
I like trains
yes you do.
Jokes on you im into that shit.
You’re such a brownnoser.
Literally
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
pussy - > p*ssy - > p*say - > p yay!
no i meant that
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once
A devote Amish, I’d assume.
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
That’s why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
