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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago

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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago
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  • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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    Shoot, I got paid to write a brand new Java 8 application… in 2020

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      My team was just handed a Java 1.2 codebase, we are deploying it (mostly as is) to production next week.

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        Make sure you enable the right flags on the JVM, such as this one:

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      B-but why?

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        Uh… the customer is always right?

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          Fair enough, though I’d imagine there’s some actual platform constraint to force using an old version for a new project

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            Yeah, that’s what it was. The software was going to be deployed to a range of aircraft of various ages and the oldest ones only supported Java 8.

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