MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherlemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down15
arrow-up1408arrow-down1imageHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherlemmy.worldMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoSince you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-25 months agoIf you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish. Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThen I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back
Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.
Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back