IRL rage bait
Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Poe’s law. Maybe it’s satire. Equally possible it’s ignorance.
The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We’re at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can’t barely read it.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
“Murica dumb!”
Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.
“literally no words”
look inside
words
Letters, maybe. Words? That’s debatable.
“Bail” is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.
Maters is a word
i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess
Maters is a word
Brilliant marketing campaign!
I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it “gets people’s attention and makes em laugh”.
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
dude’s marketing worked on me. you can’t misspeel that badly unintentionallly
I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
What’s the problem. I know exactly what they’re selling. It ain’t 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.
I’m more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
Why couldn’t the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
…🦗🦗🦗… Ill see myself out.
“Bail“ is a word.
Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣
The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
You mean the peprs…
Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.
His response?
“I have no words.” [Throws his hands up]
Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.
We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
When you can’t write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.
AND a superiority complex
What’s it called when you’re not smart enough to spot an obvious marketing gimmick?
Zucchini
Potatoes + Tomatoes
Jalapenos
Bell Pepper
Thank you for the deciphering, I was completely lost at potat ‘n’ tomat
I had no idea those actually were words.
