Dating apps and irl just isn’t doing it. Escorts are pricey after awhile and not as satisfying and meaningful. Plus I don’t wanna have to pay women for play every one time hookup. Any suggestions?

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    I have to put my penis inside God and go through him to stick my penis inside women???

    Dude.

    You overestimate the size of my penis. It is NOT 4 feet long!

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      Maybe you’re supposed to put your dick in God then puppet God around to fuck the women with God’s dick