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simple@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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simple@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Lena@gregtech.eu
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    And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

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      I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I’ve already been accused of wearing it before.

      Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

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        You have a tough job for femboys :(

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          There are pros to working in my field for femboys though. For one example, regularly lugging an 80lb pack of tools up and down roof access ladders has given me calves and thighs that could make a person weep. Femboys are also typically better equipped for working in confined spaces. Additionally, having ready access to a hardhat, hi-vis vest, clipboard, and toolbelt enables so many crimes. I can also see some of my hi-vis workwear having serious potential as club wear with a bit of modification.

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            Stupid sexy hi-vis.

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        Try dating on non work hours

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          non work hours

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        might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

        That’s a choice they made. Go on, queen!

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      Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.

      Gotta go out more tho.

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      This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

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        I wanna be the goth gf :3

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          What are your credentials?

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            For what?

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              For goth girlfriending.

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                I’m not giving them to you, you could steal them and prevent me from being a goth gf :(

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                  Well that’s just fine then. Have a nice day.

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      worked in college for sure

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