Did my ability to search for things intelligently on the internet die when Google search did or are there legitimately no personal umbrellas with solar panels and a battery pack? Like I feel like that would be an obvious thing, and there’s a bajillion beach umbrellas and patio umbrellas that have solar panels. How are there no personal versions for wandering around on a sunny day with portable shade that gets you a charged battery pack? Is this a thing and I just can’t find it or does it not exist yet and all of science has failed me in every way possible?

Sorry for the terrible AI picture, I didn’t create it I just found it on the internet and it was the only one I could find because these apparently don’t actually exist.

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    Nah. You could DIY something like that for 30€ or something, let alone mass produce. The only problem is that the folding would be more clumsy and probably take a bit more space folded

    Edit: picture of a real product from which you could DIY one:

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      I have 2, around 25cm x 30cm and, when perfectly aligned to a strong summer sun, they do 1 watt and 2 watts respektively. Amazing.

      Also, sitting outside in the harsh sun with a laptop? No thank you 😁.

      This is really niche stuff for when you can’t even reload your power bank once every couple of days IMO.

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        Yeah, that’s my experience as well, you leave them out all day and get half a power bank if you’re lucky. Basically only worthwhile if you’re camping somewhere remote for an extended period of time.

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      I’ve got a very similar panel myself, in fact it’s probably a bit bigger.

      If you leave it out all day, under ideal conditions, it will put around 10AH worth of charge into a power bank, maybe a bit more, so 40-50 watt-hours if you’re lucky, over twelve hours.

      Not a worthwhile amount of power.

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      Slapping one together out of spare parts is not at all the same as mass producing one in a factory.

      And whatever you could slap together for 30 bucks would, as I said, in previous comment, suck and break very easily, not to mention that you wouldn’t be able to bring it anywhere close to the ocean for fear of everything corroding extremely quickly.

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        Yeah. Mass producing can be orders of magnitude cheaper.

        It’s a ridiculous argument. Of course something like that could be manufactured, it’s just too niche of a market so nobody has made it a reality (yet).

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      Lol that tiny ass solar setup ain’t charging both a laptop and a phone, least of all with them running.

      That can just barely charge a phone (source - I’ve done a lot of math around this, solar panels have very low output per square meter).

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              There is a cable running from the solar panel to the laptop, implying the panel is charging the laptop.

              Which, based on my experience with them, ain’t happening.

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                Oh in that picture. Yeah I didn’t even think about that, I’d imagine for the original use case you would charge a phone. Laptops need a lot of power, I didn’t even dream of charging one off of a portable solar panel lol :D