Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.
They’re too chicken. Bwak bwaak bwak!
Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and ‘fool’ people into thinking you aren’t an undead ghoul- Donald Trump
I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump’s shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.
That’s probably the best way not to get your country nuked. If the US president gets assassinated by a drone and they can prove who did it, it won’t be good for who did it.
They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That’s why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.
Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.
Nuke New York City? Trump would never do that. He thinks he is New York city.
They wouldn’t, the world has changed since the cold wars
You don’t think Stephan Miller would launch nukes in retaliation for his orange turd god getting assassinated?
lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.
I wouldn’t even bat an eye. You do you, boo.
Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.
That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.
Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?
But his face is always so tan?
Is tan short for tangerine?
This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don’t think there is a single person alive who would condone this.
No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.
Now, you don’t have to:
Dude, my mouth was open and everything!
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie…
I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It’s almost enough to make me support censorship.
Having Aphantasia can be a blessing at times.
No worries. I don’t think he sunbathes in any capacity and any color he has is just sprayed locally from the ears out.
Betcha can’t!
If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.
Exploding golf ball.
Please.
Why would you try to make people picture that? Forget nukes, Iran has Level-4 Cognitohazards
I think their chances while golfing are higher.
Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.
I think they’re referring to that as sunbathing.
And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel… duhh
Well done it. Liberate the people
Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn’t sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.
Amateurs
It’s a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.
Maybe that’s the threat, they’ve perfected targeted poisoning via spray tan mixture.
