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KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

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We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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As a $40m bounty is put on the heads of ayatollah critics, Javad Larijani says a small drone could hit the president ‘in the navel’

https://archive.ph/JLZvy

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    Why would they tell everyone

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      I tell everyone if I don’t plan on doing it, but I want the heightened security to annoy my target.

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    Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.

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      They’re too chicken. Bwak bwaak bwak!

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    Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and ‘fool’ people into thinking you aren’t an undead ghoul- Donald Trump

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    I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump’s shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.

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      That’s probably the best way not to get your country nuked. If the US president gets assassinated by a drone and they can prove who did it, it won’t be good for who did it.

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      They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That’s why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.

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        Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.

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          Nuke New York City? Trump would never do that. He thinks he is New York city.

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            Trump would never do that.

            Something that I’ve learned, over the past decade, to never ever say again.

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        They wouldn’t, the world has changed since the cold wars

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          You don’t think Stephan Miller would launch nukes in retaliation for his orange turd god getting assassinated?

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            They’re cowards remember.

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    lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.

    Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.

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    Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.

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      That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.

      Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?

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      But his face is always so tan?

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        Is tan short for tangerine?

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    I wouldn’t even bat an eye. You do you, boo.

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    This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don’t think there is a single person alive who would condone this.

    No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.

    • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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      Now, you don’t have to:

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      Dude, my mouth was open and everything!

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      Had me in the first half, not gonna lie…

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      I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It’s almost enough to make me support censorship.

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        Having Aphantasia can be a blessing at times.

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      No worries. I don’t think he sunbathes in any capacity and any color he has is just sprayed locally from the ears out.

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      If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.

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    Betcha can’t!

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    Exploding golf ball.

    Please.

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    I think their chances while golfing are higher.

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      Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.

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      I think they’re referring to that as sunbathing.

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      And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel… duhh

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    Why would you try to make people picture that? Forget nukes, Iran has Level-4 Cognitohazards

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    Well done it. Liberate the people

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