• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    “In fact, there’s no need to retire at all when you can just microdose retirement one week a year! Think of how much PTO you’ll accrue by the time you’re 80.”

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      23 hours ago

      They will switch to unlimited PTO so they don’t have to pay it out to your descendents when up drop dead on the keyboard

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        19 hours ago

        As somebody who has “unlimited PTO” but can’t take it, my PTO rollover is also capped, but in a different sense of the word.

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        21 hours ago

        Same. My company gives 2 weeks a year for the first 3 years and then one extra week after that. So generous!