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    7 hours ago

    Gordon Freeman steps out of the clean room

    “Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

    Other scientist: “What?”

    Gordon pulls a shotgun from his locker and starts loading it

    “Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

    Gordon cocks it and steps back into the clean room