Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Maybe it’s Moobelline

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

How about playing games with programming instead…

Was there a fire?

The newer phones have satellite SOS features.

Wet Annular Precious?

… Stalemate?

The contrast to Teal’c getting the door slammed in his face every cycle.

I’m sorry, I was more of a Stargate person. This is all I’ve got.

As I have stolen these, now you too shall carry on the tradition.

YA RLY

Here’s my collection: https://imgur.com/a/kAB0p

Looks like this website has a far larger collection: https://boyter.org/2016/04/collection-orly-book-covers/

Which hand indicates the time? There are so many.

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot huh? glances at British Museum

Isn’t putting up flags an American thing too? Don’t really see this kind of nationalism in other coutnries.