What if I see him murdering someone?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
That’s nose pocky
I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us
I love how he’s in the show for all of two episodes and it’s enough to make a meme format out of
Human tested, Vulcan approved
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Xande: oh HELL no
I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean