Guys, guys, please keep the “united” in both names so the next generation feels deep irony

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

Also, I don’t know about you, but I hate when they delay the trilogy finale for 80 years, leaking teasers and empty spin-offs like the Vietnam war and Russo-Ukranian war.

Can I trust you 👉👈

I’ve always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it’s full of pee

How’s that hot? Liberals made a straight man into a homo

Had a colleague who said that he’s disgusted when another colleague talks about his boyfriend. He advocated it basically because he was imagining anal sex between them all the time.

Three years later, these colleagues are boyfriends 💞💞💞

Unironically yes. They add potassium to soap today, just enough to keep the brick form

people working doing these jobs with horrible outcomes

ICE? AWS engineers? IDF officers? Crude oil refinery workers? Who exactly are you talking about if not about all of us