Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

Keep up the good work! I’m proud of you!

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Below knee.

The word “panacea” is so cool.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?

A lovely sentiment, but unfortunately it has no basis in point of fact reality.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

There’s more to this story that she isn’t telling you.

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.