Keep up the good work! I’m proud of you!

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Below knee.

The word “panacea” is so cool.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?

A lovely sentiment, but unfortunately it has no basis in point of fact reality.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

There’s more to this story that she isn’t telling you.

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?