Tanis Nikana

The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.

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your antics aren’t amusing

I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.

Benefits:

• strong shell
• feets for marching
• cute tail bump
• adorable smile
• can flip friends over when they need help
• turtle

完璧だ。

Well, did you do what she asked? Or did you stand there in the grocery store, excitedly posting on Lemmy, then milklessly return home?

4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.

This is how I keep count.

Don’t dial that phone number to see if it works; you’ll get the fuzz.

I hate when people use the transitive “going to be” to describe “is.”

“Hey, what’s your phone number?” “It’s going to be 911-551-0911.”

Her phone number is 911-551-0911 and has been such for a while now. Why does she feel the need to use a transitive verb structure to describe that it will change to that in the future?

I see people using this “it’s going to be” structure for ordering food (they are ordering food now, saying “spaghetti, please” is much less weird than saying “it’s going to be spaghetti”), as part of my job when someone is reporting current or past statistics, and events that aren’t coming up or aren’t scheduled, and are in the past.

Cops who… aren’t bastards?

I don’t follow.

You post comments really quickly. You made your Lemmy account yesterday, and you’re nothing but a fascist mouthpiece. All of your comments just reek of that… desperation.

We won’t include that which seems to destroy us. It’s a social contract and fascists don’t hold to its terms.

You know this. That’s why you’re here.

No no, you’re right, those meme phobias are dumb at best and hella upsetting at worst.

write me a better essay next time

Your user history is disgusting. You’re constantly contentious. You pick fights with others, ask them to cite behaviors you have or haven’t exhibited. No one is gonna do homework for a bad faith actor. I would be surprised if you had any friends who would willingly talk to you in real life.

And yeah, if you got hit out there in real life, I would laugh while you would rub your jaw. I celebrate nazis getting hit.

That’s the kind of person you are.

You could change, but we both know you’re not going to.

You’re just gonna keep on playing your slimy little cryptofascist game, and try to trick people who don’t see your shenanigans.

And you will never ever enjoy the comforts of a sincere human relationship.

Tolerance is a social contract upheld by all who are tolerant. If someone violates that social contract, say, a nazi, then they are not governed by the social contract.

One cannot tolerate the intolerant.

Intolerance must be met with expulsion and force to maintain a civil society.

That means you, get off Lemmy.

slowly, delicately, gently pressuring the button until the most slightest click is heard, then presumably all hell breaks loose immediately, forthwith

Yup, verified, it gets to the menu, tries to connect, and dies.

I wonder if my yuzu steam deck version would do that.

Terra Ignota used carefully calculated automobile tragedies as a pretext for civil war.

wait wait wait, lemmy get this right

The pun was there the whole time!