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Cake day: October 24th, 2023

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  • I wasn’t expecting anything groundbreaking to be honest, and I was fine with that. And yet, it still underdelivered.

    The opening section where some hotshot explorer just GIVES you his organisation’s only ship and robot has to be the most idiotic and unbelievable moment in gaming narrative history (at least in my experience).

    “Ok… Maybe it gets better.” I thought. It didn’t.

    Most of the quests are just fucking awful and nonsensical - “Oh hi, I’m a top scientist for MAST, we have access to all the latest cutting edge technonology. Oh, apart from WiFi. Sorry can you go and pick up my sensors I placed nearby because I’m fucking lazy? Thanks.” Honestly, I had no words for this one, and it wasn’t the only one. Just laughably dogshit.

    I had some good fun initially exploring and the ship customisation was cool, and I even enjoyed the space combat for a while, but the whole game feels like it was made 20 years ago.

    That’s quite an accomplishment in a way I suppose.

    I don’t think even modding can save it.