Wait… So if we just get rid of Earth’s magnetic field, solar winds will solve global warming?

Crisis averted!

What a creative solution to a problem! Just like a silly goose!

That’s the Mildly Infuriating part, right?

As far as I can tell from the ridiculously tiny thumbnail I have cached, it’s a screenshot of this post about renaming billionaires to “wealth-hoarders”, followed by a post about a news article regarding starving children as a result of war-induced famine in Gaza.

Sorry, the best I can do…

Not the person you responded to, but I had mine set up. I had the software installed, I (thought) I even had the bed leveled, but every print either failed to stick to the plate, or eventually stuck to the nozzle. I ended up with a lot of spaghetti. I got frustrated and decided to take a break. I’d come back to it fresh, and see what I could do.

… That was three years ago.

Are the Olympics ready for another Fosbury Flop?

Private investigator and [pie maker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Pushing_Daisies\)) seen leaving the scene.

This is an outrage!

Like a Safety coffin for Sarah O’Bannon.

And my credit card is going to love the per-transaction fees!

“Objection! Prejudicial”

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No match for a car door.

Relevant xkcd?

I have yet to find a milk substitute that pours the same way, specifically over cereal, but even into a glass. Dairy milk holds itself together fairly well, but non-dairy milk tends to splatter all over the place.

It’s a minor inconvenience that in no way counters said downsides of dairy milk, but it’s a frequent reminder that it’s not the same.

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Kernel overflow.

He was also slaughtered for his delicious belly meat.

… Goldar?

You can still get a USB-C dongle that supports charging and audio at the same time. It sucks that they make you do it, but I’m glad it’s still an option.