At work, you’re better off being a procrastinator or just generally slow. If you’re fast and reactive, you’ll be called lazy when you’re sitting there with nothing left to do 😤

Lockpicking is not a crime!

JerryRigEverything, LockpickingLawyer, and Chef John from Foodwishes.com are absolute ear candy

I worked in a Costa del Mar warehouse once. The generic shades were $20, and right next to the brand name shades ($200). The brand name might have had some invisible enhancement, but they looked exactly the same to me besides the logo embossed into them. Both were polarized and mirrored exactly the same way.

What I’m saying is this: buy cheap generic ones. If you must have that logo, glue one on or something. I don’t understand brand worship.

“I don’t personally understand it, therefore God did it” (Argument from Ignorance, or God of the Gaps fallacy)

I hear this with regard to evolution, chemistry, bacteria, weather. They don’t know how something works, that’s proof enough for them. Eventually they say “then how was the universe created? There had to have been a creator!” (First cause argument) Or “The eye is so complicated, it had to be designed” (Watchmaker Fallacy)

I used to listen to The Atheist Experience podcast, but it got repetitive hearing the same arguments from religious people, over and over. I also didn’t like how mean the hosts could get sometimes, but I understand their frustration…

I find it to be pretty trash, and that’s just my layman’s opinion. I won’t get into my professional opinion…

Oh, you got to use the always-on vpn setting on android. I don’t even trust that not to leak, but it’s a must.

This is where I would blurt out the obscure fact and then realize I heard them wrong

“Did you know that figs are pollinated only when a certain species of wasp dies inside of it?”

“Wtf are you talking about? I said TIG! I’m certified in TIG welding!”

Next, I suppose you’ll want to know about the speed of dark 🤨

He was way too damn smart, a real escape artist. He opened the door on his cage. I wrapped a paperclip around it to add security. He still escaped.

Couldn’t find him for a day or two. Heard him inside my bed which was not on a frame, so he chewed his way inside from the side. Gorged himself on foam and was fully blocked up. Died of intestinal trauma.

I couldn’t keep him locked up, and he killed himself.

Just… let it be a lottery. Couldn’t make it much worse.