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Ah yes, those pesky chihuahuas and their bite force of 235 PSI and 60% fatal attack rate 🙃

Oh, now capitalism is wrong when it’s their guy?

Papers, please 🫴

So no more federal taxes then, right?

How I feel when I open up the news first thing in the morning

That’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg

There is quite a bit of evidence that, in his spare “thinking” time, he is ingesting a huge amount of mind-altering drugs.

By collateral I assume they mean kidnapping someone’s family members to convince them to turn themselves in. Soooo… hostages?

This is getting so ugly so fast.

Chess 🤝 Monopoly