Man, that’s a lot to unpack…

The Linux distro that requires you to create an account on their platform?

Always doing the work that matters, this FBI folks.

Anarcho-capitalist is a weird way to say leissez-faire capitalist.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Same.

People run Ubuntu on their Pis?

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

Sayin’, “Ayo, gotta let go”

I think there’s no other way. Be sure to save first, and stock up on your supplies.

If you don’t attend your wedding, then it’s not your wedding!

I would love to, but I wasn’t born yet.

Great move!

I think Kendrick Lamar’s popularity is totally well deserved.

Aside from that:

• Aurora
• Bonobo
• Billie Eilish
• Lorde

And more…

Some dark humor helps.

Also:

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Meanwhile, the people who want ice cream:

Okay, say I’m bought. How do I join?

That’s a prawn.

I used to think this, until I started going to the gym.

So… nothing of significance.