P*rnHub jingle intensifies.

Weekend at Bernie’s, I really like it.

That’s because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and “bad”.

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine’s Day, I can’t hang out with my friends 'cause they’re hanging with their girlfriends, and if I’m in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don’t get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff…

If these two events were a separate thing I’d probably be OK with Valentine’s Day TBH.