I slap it against the door frame as I leave the bathroom.

Good job!

Good point.

So it’s not a fat guy with a blue beard?

Jump, van Halen.

Weigh less, but your mass slightly increases, so maybe it cancels out.

Thanks, that was also a bit long so I had to kinda skim it, but I get the idea. Next time please add more cat pictures.

(I’m just fucking with you, I appreciate your effort)

tldr

Motorhead.

Furnace calibration certificates and this cup of coffee.

Went to have a look, and realized I am getting old now.

Edit: Listened, and it is even worse than I thought.

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Lol

Debris

Lego. Jesus. Literally my worst nightmare.

They look trustworthy, right?

Brad Pitt.

Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.

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The other one has double u.

There is a lot of moustache going on there.