she turned me into a newt!

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They’re just protecting the the king who, for some reason, doesn’t seem to get old in decades.

She can fix you.

Hey thanks for mentioning the artist, I found this online and didn’t have any idea who it was, I’ll update the description

“Sorry the cameras malfunctioned and 4 of the guards destroyed the documents then committed suicide. Nothing is to be done here.”

Come on son, we worked hard and ruined the economy and the climate and the nature, now be a good boy and pay for our retirement.

In a surprise to absolutely nobody, China spies on their people.

I don’t have a problem, YOU have a problem!