doomcanoe

“She’s built like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro” -Zapp Brannigan

Obviously the current polarity wasn’t working, what else can ya do?

no

thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Fun fact.

You can do it anyway!

I dunno, I think that despite the common reading of the format, there is an added layer of irony to this one.

“these guys on the right” are admonishing the US for being warmongering while literally holding a gun to the back of the left astronaut’s head.

Even if you want to argue this “wasn’t by authorial intent”, to pretend that dosen’t paint “these guys on the right” as hypocrites is either incredibly dishonest, or incredibly stupid.

I dunno, they are literally holding a gun to the back of the “Proud Liberal’s” head.

Alberta

Real talk, you can’t. Or at least there is no “nurotypicals hate this one simple trick” solution.

Your real best bet is to talk to your supervisor about how you do your best work when you don’t need to socialize. And as such would prefer to either work from home, or be moved to a workspace away from high traffic areas.

a minor waste of time

Why are people always asking me to play trivia with food. Come on man, can’t I just have some?

Tell you what, you guess how much I want. If you said a handful, you are correct.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Always has been

“A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!” -The Toaster