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They may be arguing with you.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.

Department Of Government Excrement

They are fairly well known for their distinct lack of fucking around. That is until they decide to fuck around, which is another matter all to itself.

Someone got smacked by the FAFO principle.

Cool. Note actually do something effective to him about it.

If seditious behavior is punishable by death, the Pedophile of the United States’s neck will be the first under the guillotine.

Senile dementia sufferer knowingly voted into the oval office by conservatives has dementia-induced temper tantrum. Video at 11.

Point lasers at the Russians. Many lasers, from many directions.

Well aktchually this wouldn’t happen because as we flatties all know, there’s a 150 foot high wall at the edge! Ha! Checkmate, logical people!

Based Eesti

If it’s an appropriately themed potluck, then possibly. If you’re doing it to be weird, then… well, you’re weird.

Welp, that’s my new name for ‘em, fucking glonks.

AP’s title could be a bit better by specifying that Chicagoans are buying out all of the vendor’s stock.

Eat it but once and you never go back.

Nary a sane mind exists that would fault you for it.

“That was his property, and he did what he wanted with it. What’s the problem?”

– Finest, Most Patriotic and Most (Yes, Twice) Religious Party the World Will Ever Know, Just Ask Them.

Well that shit magically turns into the actual flesh and fucking blood of a god’s son, so I’m really not clear on what the fuck you’re complaining about, god-eater.

Pissmouth fucking dogshit administration.

A couple grams, at least.