Best meme I’ve seen this month

Un🐝lieveable

Thank you for doing that - you quite literally saved her life! A friend of a friend got overserved while underage at a bar in our small hometown, got kicked out of the bar, and froze to death walking home in -30°F weather. The bar was not held accountable for any of it. I wish someone had stopped and helped him out, it would’ve saved his life.

My work computer is a MacBook since I need it for JAMF stuff but all my personal machines are Linux or dual-booted w/Windows

Yeah this causes “fatbergs” which wreak havoc on city pipes. I get frustrated when I see memes like this condoning willful property damage bc not only is it stupid and it hurts other people besides the landlord, but even if the landlord has to shoulder costly repairs for plumbing inside their unit, they’re definitely going to pass those costs on to their tenants (either immediately or over time) so this could also contribute to rent hikes.

Amazing, tysm

I just read up on this and I saw they found thousands of bottles of lube and baby oil, but not thousands of tonnes. No mention of dildos that I could find, though I’m sure he had plenty for his “freak offs.”

Now with Truck Nuts^Tm

Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat

That same party already made it much more onerous for people of color to vote in Georgia which will mean fewer votes to count as well

For anyone curious:

the particular model used to shoot was the iPhone 15 Pro Max. (Evidently, filming took place too early for Boyle and Mantle to get their hands on the new iPhone 16 series.)

Proceeds to spout incredibly offensive and uneducated xenophobic take revealing they’ve never had a personal relationship with a person of color or other marginalized group

I grew up in the country with an in-ground swimming pool that we heated with a solar cover. When the cover was retracted/rolled up Bullsnakes would hide inside. There were quite a few times when they’d hastily slither out unexpectedly, and I’ve been pretty freaked out by snakes ever since.

I also couldn’t find it when I just scoured the app’s settings on my phone. I haven’t setup the “My selfie” feature though so that may be why

When I first returned to Linux several years ago I started with Ubuntu, since it was the only distro I had used. I got confused when I installed Firefox and other apps via apt but instead got snap versions. This (very miniscule) gripe is enough of a reason for me to not recommend Ubuntu to new users anymore.

I played through DOOM (2016) in February, then moved on to DOOM: Eternal and proceeded to get stuck after a few hours. I’m playing on medium difficulty and already I’m at a fight where I feel like I need K+M (been playing them on my Steam Deck) to get through it.

My friend sold plasma to save up for a PS5 only, so he got juiced a bunch of times over a somewhat brief time. Now, a couple of years later, he still has permanent puncture scars on both arms. I think this can build up scar tissue that makes it harder for nurses to get to your veins in the future (but I could be wrong about that, idk).

Melissa Barrera getting removed from the next Scream movie bc she supports Palestine was pathetic

Not only that, but it does meaningfully reframe losing an election into an easily digestible soundbyte for uninformed voters

Jesus fucking Christ how horrifying