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Cake day: December 18th, 2023

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  • I’m not a medic at all, but would guess that since alcohol tends to liquefy blood, it could explain why you bruise when you’ve been drinking. It’s also the reason why it’s better to not drink alcohol the day before getting a tattoo, as you’ll bleed more.

    Now, with the inverse reasoning, maybe you don’t bruise because your blood is “too thick”, whatever that could mean? Maybe ask a physician ?



  • The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I’m in my car, and even then it doesn’t work correctly.

    • “Call <wife’s first name>” -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
    • “Call <wife’s first and last name>” -> Calls my wife.
    • “Call <father’s first and last name>” -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father’s first and last name.
    • “Call <father’s first name>” -> Calls my father.

    Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who’s that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of…