We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

What? Who invented the letter J?

Paul kind of fucked any positivity in the New Testament

Best way to get some?

Everyone is different?

But, getting closer every day!

Oh, I thought he was talking about US

Dr. Nussbaum was right…

What’s all this about the showers?

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

I loved reddit

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

Source: am doctor

Why switching?

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.