WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks

I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you

why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you

You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.

this is why i don’t diet and I just instead smoke so much weed my brain breaks and I force myself to exercise way too much through the endocannabinoid haze

the only discipline necessary is the discipline to get riggety ripped

this is also why i don’t worry about being a functioning adult, nobody is a functioning adult, everybody is just fakin it

Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard

literally the first episode of the citations needed podcast details how Bill Gates uses his “charitable” foundation to support the privatization of education via charter schools

they have another two parter episode later on about how his “charitable” foundation uses “partnerships” with media organizations to launder its own reputation even as it spends to influence government policy across the entirety of Africa

I can’t wait until i never have to see another comment from your shithole liberal instance