Who decides if the baby is born? Certainly not the father. And once she has decided it means HE has no choice in the matter.

Condoms don’t exist?

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

The entirety of ww2, Spain transitioned out of fascism relatively peacefully too

This individual specified PS5, they might need DS4W too

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can

A lot of women consider it a deal breaker to this day

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody

It’s more nuanced than that and you know it

Because my teeth are going bad and straws help

Congrats you’ve let them drag us into the horse paste territory

24 episodes was standard for Prime Time television unless you were a weird mini series of some sort or absurdly expensive

THANK YOU I knew I recognized that cranium

The internet has ruined me, I only see Space King or a Samurai Jack villain

I look like a pack a day smoker every time I make potatoes and onions

The wonder of “relaxed fit”

Big and Tall brands don’t give waistband sizes often anymore in my experience. They just add xs to ls now

Because the founding of the USA and its history is a complex thing as a nation its done many wrongs like its contemporaries and forebears but it’s also done a great deal of good. There’s also a bit of “What’s the point?” Being mad about the USA existing is pointless, it’s founding went like almost every nation in human history, with violence lies and political bullshitting. It’s far more productive and less damaging to my mental health to focus on what needs to be fixed

Jerboa regurgitated it into my inbox for some reason and I simply decided I had something to say. The sheer vitriol was concerning, I’ve seen it in my personal life and watched that kind of anger twist people who were once my friends into people I no longer recognize