This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair
She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign
If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes
This one feels different. That last panel looks like something from Alan Moore
If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut
Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid
I can think of other reasons
There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet
-9 to 5
Someone get him out of there or he’s gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!
One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy
An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez
Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!
The Orange is strong in this one. They will do mighty things. Dumb and amusing, but mighty
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it