Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they’ve been such a constant in your life.

Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

You can do both. Source: my weirdo daughter.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

Even Stretch Armstrong has limits, man!

Ah, so Jobst was just lying to his audience for years about it all. I always thought he seemed kinda sus.

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

My ex would bitch at me and start shit, then accuse me of gaslighting her if i tried to de-escalate or defend myself.

Good riddance. I hate when people use the term for trivial shit now.

Finally, the perfect fleshlight.

I thought this was gonna be a spongebob meme tbh

It happened. But ok if you say so.

“nnnnn-ghinks”

I believe you. When my ex got a laptop, literally every folder was onedrive. Even system folders were mapped to onedrive it was ridiculous. I had to backup all her stuff and manually fix the fuckery in the registry editor before i could uninstall onedrive.

Go to bed at like 630. Wake up around 1130 and you will have enough energy to act on your midnight motivation. Go back to bed at 4 am.

Two phase sleep is honestly pretty great if you can work it into your schedule. The night just has a different vibe to it, y’know?

Immigration customs enforcement.

Even if you did drink water today, you probably didnt drink enough.

Go drink some what now.

The screenshotted tweet was from dec 20th. The linkedin post from dec 9th. You can see them in the link to his linkedin post in another comment.

Meds will turn me into a furry? Ok i’m in.