You didn’t report the unattended luggage?

I just read a headline about how accurately these floods were forecast. How did they not know? Is Facebook how people get flood warnings?

You’re finally awake

Umm. If your weeny looks like that you need to see a doctor ASAP

Thanks.

Ohhhh. Thanks

I didn’t get it yet.

Thanks I’m cured

Lol wut

You forgot Muslims

Lol wut

Is the the Big Beautiful a Bill?

Nah. Just a dude trying to make the train.

I picked up another dude who was brimming with hope for a job interview he was walking three miles to in the 100 degree heat.

I hope it worked out.

Once I picked up a hitchhiker and gave him some weed.

Get yourself a spoon and put it in some Jell-O pudding!

Yeah. I’m sure it was delicious. Happy Canada Day!

Prometheus

Most people are terrible

Here come the slave and alien comments

TIL Pico de Gallo in Canada is diced tomatoes.