I’m pretty sure it was a dog breaking wind that said, “Happy Birthday”.

So naughty!

Witches gonna witch

It’s the first step to not being an incel

We’d rather have lots of things to whine about on the Internet so long as we don’t throw their vote away. Same shit. Every time.

Well. That sucked. Let’s do it again!

Thinly sliced roadside sun dried leg of pitbull?

Wait. You’re going to throw your vote away?!

Stephen Hawking should have all of his achievements stripped and all mention of his contributions removed from all records and history books immediately. Viewing that terrible movie will automatically make you worse than a Nazi.

Everyone already knew Michael Jackson was a kid fucker, but he’s cool somehow

Pressured to not throw away their vote maybe.

I’ve been there since Clinton ruined Arsenio. Y’all have some reality checking to do.

Lies! No one can afford anything ever!

Are millennials familiar with VHS?

Dear Freeloaders, It’s time to start donating to your local stations.

Source? Guys don’t think that. Ever.

Chads maybe. But not normies.

In a few years there will be a whole new group of spoiled youth signing up for this while they can’t afford a home. Cue the new documentary season.

Where am I supposed to charge my backup Rivian?!

Allegedly?

Most deterioration begins at the outer edges.

He knows how you like it.

Sounds like a challenge!

Several.

Lunch beers?